What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Which subject has two parts?