What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
When do cows get tired?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?