Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What condiment has wings?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Who invented fractions?