Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?