What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How do birds threaten one another?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?