Why did the turtle cross the road?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?