What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How do you make a bandstand?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How do billboards talk?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?