Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How is cat food sold?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call the pig that does karate?