Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do insects learn at school?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How does a taco bless the table?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?