Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?