What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?