Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?