Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?