What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why are grandkids so great?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How long do chickens work?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?