What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What bird is always sad?
What country has the most fish?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?