What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?