What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What did the confused bee say?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?