What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why is summer always sad?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?