Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How was the wedding?
What nationality are most fish?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?