Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How is cat food sold?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
It's Crowded!
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?