Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How are mountains able to see?
How do you get kids to do something?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Which subject has two parts?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?