What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's a henway?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?