How do baseball players always stay cool?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What table can you never sit at?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?