What do elves learn in school?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's E.T. short for?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What dog never pays attention in class?