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Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do cats wear to work?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the mama goat say to her child?