What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How do you make antifreeze?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?