What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How do you make a cow float?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?