How do fall and winter say hello?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do elephants have trunks?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Which animal will never go bald?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
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Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?