How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?