Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How do you get straight A's?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do British people and golfers have in common?