Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?