Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?