What did the mother rope say to her child?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?