What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What does winter fat turn into?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?