How does a barber get to work?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How does a taco bless the table?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?