What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why are cars magic?
Why is sand so optimistic?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
How did the toad die?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?