What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
How does a cow do math?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What dog never pays attention in class?