What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why are ghosts always single?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's the scariest letter?
What food is a man's best friend?
Where do cats go on vacation?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?