Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Yeah, it was a cereal killer.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?