How does a cow do math?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do insects learn at school?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
