What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?