Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do bees buzz?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?