What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Owwwww-ch!
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Which relative loves rice?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?