Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What color are all the books in the library?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call a small mom?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?