Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How do frogs get to work?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?