What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Can February March?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?