Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did electricity win the race?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What was the first animal in space?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do cows always skip gym class?