What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
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What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do elves learn in school?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?