What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How do fleas travel?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What birds make average students?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?