Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why do fish live in salt water?
When does a horse talk?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?