How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's the friendliest national park?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Did you know about April 1st?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do moms make good vintners?