How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What instrument did the door play in the band?