What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a dog in space?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did autumn say to summer?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?