What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?