What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?