Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?