What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why was the cat so small?