How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why do mice need oiling?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?