How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How do billboards talk?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Which fly makes films?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?