What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which president loved to take baths?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?