What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How does a squid go into battle?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do naked fish play with?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?