Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What animal could Noah not trust?