How much money does a skunk have?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the baby laptop call her father?