How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What car can't keep a secret?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?