What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How do bears keep cool?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which famous author is also a ruler?