What did the calf play in the school band?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How do you measure a millennial?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?