What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How do bees get to school?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where do mice leave their boats?