Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How does a taco bless the table?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?