Why is grass so dangerous?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?