What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why are cowboys always religious?