What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's a henway?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?