Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's the politest month?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What game do cows play at parties?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is blue and not heavy?