Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do math teachers eat?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What makes music in your hair?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why are frogs always so happy?