Someone stole my mood ring!
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which state is the cleanest?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Who granted the fish a wish?