Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How was the wedding?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How does the sun listen to music?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?